The Scary Door

My name is Matthew, I'm eighteen. I enjoy books, videogames, and pretty much anything funny. Sooo yeah :P


i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

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saying “tumblr” out loud is really embarrassing but saying “my blog” out loud makes you sound like a sophisticated, well rounded, internet phenomenon 

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have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them

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